Keano’s beard, Henry’s Decima and a spy in a tree: The Score.ie’s alternative sports awards

2014 WAS ANOTHER great year for sport but we feel too much attention goes to the Premier League, 6 Nations and All-Ireland championships. Here we celebrate the stupid memes, the on-air curses and the general ridiculousness of the last year in sports.

1. The Harlequins award for failed espionage

Kerry team officials heard branches breaking and rustling in a tree over-looking the pitch at Fitzgerald Stadium before the All-Ireland semi-final. They confronted a man who may or may not have been spying on their training session and he fled. The man also may or may not have been affiliated with a high-ranking member of the Donegal backroom staff.

It’s all very cloak and dagger.

2. The Eamon Dunphy award for absolute nonsense spoken by a pundit

Source: JoeHarrington/YouTube

As the joke went at the time, Cooper is a two-trick pony – he scores goals and he scores points.

3. The side-splitting meme of the year award

Source: © Twitter/@paddypower

I firmly believe things would have turned out differently for Moyes at Old Trafford had he not posed for this photo.

4. The Pat Spillane award for GAA longevity

Source: Lorraine O’Sullivan/INPHO

Henry Shefflin played in All-Ireland finals in the year of my first communion, my confirmation, my junior cert, my leaving cert and when I graduated from college. So, he has been around a long time.

5. The Green Street award for the most unruly fan

Source: James Crombie/INPHO

This Mayo fan invaded the pitch in disgust during the All-Ireland semi-final in Limerick but that didn’t stop him from getting a hero’s welcome in Supermacs after the game.

6. The Arthur’s Day award for the beard that most resembled a pint of Guinness

Source: James Crombie/INPHO

I miss this beard an unhealthy amount.

7. The AC Jimbo award for the most woof-worthy goal

Source: Paul Holden/YouTube

A goal that was so good, we were willing to overlook his absurd pronunciation of the word James.

8. The ET award for the most emotional goodbye

Source: RTÉ Sport/YouTube

We’ll leave it there so.

Click Here: Gws Giants Guernsey9. The Noah’s Ark award for best game played in a monsoon

Source: Cathal Noonan/INPHO

Do you want to know why I enjoyed the Kilkenny vs Limerick All-Ireland semi-final so much? Because I was sitting in the covered section, thanks be to God.

10. The George Best award for flagrant cursing on national television

Source: FreedomTeam/YouTube

Not content with one f**k, our Eamon thunders past Bill’s question with another F-bomb. Delightful.

11. The Georgie Thompson award for driving under the influence

This miniature car almost caused a massive pileup in this Top 14 game. We need cars like this off the road.

12. The Happy Gilmore award for tapping it

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Rory did a lot of good things in 2014… this was not one of them.

13. The Brian Carney award for best head of salon quality hair

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Brian Cody looks a lot less terrifying with those thick, lustrous locks.

14. The Steph Roche award for the best viral screamer

Source: Official Dublin GAA/YouTube

It is unfair to let Diarmuid Connolly play club football.

15. The Conor McGregor award for trash talk

Source: BT Sport/YouTube

McGregor is so good at slagging people off that he can win his own award.

Originally published at 09.30

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